everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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