I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
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He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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