You surviving the open bar?
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Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
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Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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