I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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