puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
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At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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