Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
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that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
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So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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