I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I'm sobbing to NWA
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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