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  I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk

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• (951): View more from California

  Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Just cropdusted the office

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.

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• (562): View more from California

  it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.

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• (916): View more from California

  Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home

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• (310): View more from California

  Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself

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• (949): View more from California

  I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot

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• (727): View more from Florida

  We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.

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  I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday

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