I wanna bring you to show and tell
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
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I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
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You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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