We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I will pee on everything he values.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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