THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize
