never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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