we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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