Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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