you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
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Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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