I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
bring money and cleavage
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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