My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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