nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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