And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
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I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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