Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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