Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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