Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I've blown a few things in my day
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
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Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
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let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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