I just made out with a guy for $7.
i think i have herpe
just one?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Randomize
