you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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