yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
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My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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