Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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