Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I understand Curling. That high.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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