thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
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FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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