I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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