Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
