we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy sore nipples Batman
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Randomize