Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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