have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
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My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
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You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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