He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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