I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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