what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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