who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
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Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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