porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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