She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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