Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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