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im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
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Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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