I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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