You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
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Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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