I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
