you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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