Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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