Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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