yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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