FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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