You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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