WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
he laminated a picture of his dick.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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