Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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