Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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