All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
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He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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